CT: Is tigs a lighter sleeper than you? Mim: Well yeah…but look at me, I’m a boulder.

Yut: Oh wow, look at this. On the MTV Euro Top 20, Paris Hilton’s Stars are Blind is number 17. Mim: What? Stars are blind and Europeans are tone deaf.

Mim says

Mim was looking at signing up for classes online. She went to go register for a couse, but then the system said it was only available from 7am to 11pm M-F and 7am-7pm S-S. Most people would discover this and say “dammit,” but Mim says “whaaaaaat? troglodytes!”

Rescued me

I was sleeping last night when Mim rescued me from a mosquito. She was still up reading and saw a mosquito on my neck. Ever the good wife, she took her book and hit me with it to kill the little bugger. As she was showing me the mosquito, it fell onto my chest. Thinking […]

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Soccer Pic

This picture was one of the most viewed on Yahoo last week: I was bothered every time I saw this picture – something about that ass wasn’t too attractive. For a couple days I couldn’t get this outta my head, then Eureka, I realized the problem. My contractor whipped up a much improved version.

Hello Shoes

Mim said: You posted! My Yahoo! told me you had 2 Hello world! entries. Doood at first I thought it was a mistake. Turns out they’re different. I totally need advice though. I think I need new shoes. What do you think? 😀 Women need shoes and that’s no joke. Cover your essentials first. If […]

Hello world!

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