me:  I would totally +egg your dexterity if I could

yahoo sucks, they require your mobile phone with SMS verification to make a March Madness bracket. Doing this also means you automatically opt-in to receiving all their marketing SMS messages. From their KB (https://help.yahoo.com/kb/tourney-pickem/sln22954.html) Your consent to receive up to 2 automated marketing text messages per week from Yahoo. Your agreement to use electronic records to […]

t: I have to do the Tuesday dungeon. m: You only have 30 minutes. t: pols not on. Guess I’ll have to wait until next week to evolve Plesios.

Polaris: i refuse to accept my loss to ct Polaris: i lost to peyton manning

Relatives visited recently. We’re treating the place for fleas now.

I remembered my password. Boss.

yut: I have to reschedule the dentist next week because I have to go to a group facilitation thing. mim: FRUIT THING? I like fruit!

mim: It just goes to show, “different strokes for different folks.” yut: keekeekee

Mim: I walked by someone eating a frozen yogurt today and I wanted to mug her.

Mim: My leg strength isn’t the problem, it’s my arms. I’m like a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

← Before