Hello Shoes
Mim said:
You posted! My Yahoo! told me you had 2 Hello world! entries. Doood at first I thought it was a mistake. Turns out they’re different. I totally need advice though. I think I need new shoes. What do you think?
Women need shoes and that’s no joke. Cover your essentials first. If you’re missing (or need to replace) any of the following, get to it.
| Type | Max Number | Example | Purpose | Got it? |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sneakers | 1 |  |
Firming that ass | |
| Sandals | 2 |  |
Casual flirty look | |
| Boots | 1 |  |
So you can actually be knocking the boots | |
| Dress | 2 |  |
Formal events | |
| Ballbusters | 0 |  |
No one wearing these are getting anywhere near my boys. |
Originally I contracted an artist to sketch up representations of the shoes, but this is what he came up with for a boot:
That’s a penis, not a boot! Fucking contractors.
If you’ve got all the essentials covered, the only shoes that you can really possibly need are fuck me heels – can’t ever have enough of those. Don’t underestimate the impact of these shoes of your life. These visuals will make you a believer:
| Without Heels | With Heels |
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’nuff said.
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